So, does anybody wanna play Parcheesi? Dana Barrett: This is where we store all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap. Nice doggy. July 6, 1983 Draft (credit: Lawrence Duane), Aug. 5, 1983 Draft (credit: Keith Alioto). What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut? ghostbusters commercial script by May 28, 2021 Dr. Peter Venkman: Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost? I HATE YOU, VENKMAN! Lie down there, relax. If the ionization-rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads in a spiritual sense, of course. Is this a trick question? It's not the girl, Peter, it's the building. Dr. Peter Venkman: We hope that we can help you again. Winston Zeddemore: Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, most of the original staff knows about the twelfth floor; the disturbances, I mean. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say "Zuul"! Dr. Egon Spengler: These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange. I've gotta get this in the clear! I am the Keymaster! Winston Zeddemore has The Twinkie line. Break it up! But it all had to come from somewhere, which is why we will be looking at the. The Ghostbusters commercial is longer and includes a fictional family. Going up? This is where we put all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap. Dr. Peter Venkman: Quietly! Killed by a hundred-foot marshmallow man. I did that, I did that That's my fault. Now either you shut off these machines, or we'll shut them off for you. Dr. Peter Venkman: Now, on with the countdown. Well, are you sure you're using that thing correctly? Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: This is a major disgrace. Winston Zeddemore joins the ghostbusters and E.P.A. [in jail, the Ghostbusters study the blueprints of Dana's apartment building]. Dana. [Ray coughs in disbelief] [hesitates] [aggravatingly shouting] It's true, your honor. Dr. Egon Spengler: There are obviously other characters in this movie: Walter Peck, the stuck up government beaurocrat; Winston Zeddemore, the most grounded guy in the group (who just joined for a paycheck); Louise Tully, a memorable and hilarious nerd; Janine Melnitz, a secretary whos quit better jobs than being a Ghostbusters secretary. Aaaaaahhh! Hotel Manager: I've worked in the private sector they expect results. What are trying to prove here, anyway. [Dana is at home doing exercises as she watches the news on television]. [Venkman snaps back] Venkman, get a sample of this. We're paying you, are we? Wait for the sign. When we put the script into StudioBinders screenwriting software, we can see these lines in action. Louis: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Sir, what you had there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal, repeating phantasm or a class-five full-roaming vapor. Thank you! Dr. Raymond Stantz: Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? That oughta do it. Dr. Peter Venkman: [Persuading the mayor to let them stop a supernatural upheaval]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Winston Zeddemore: Dr. Peter Venkman: I tried to think [they all look over one side of the roof], [they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat, Peter looks at Ray]. Dr. Peter Venkman: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff. Are you moving us to a better office on campus? Well, you've looked better. Dr. Peter Venkman: I found it in Tobin's Spirit Guide. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Egon Spengler: I couldn't help it. [casually] Published Jun 2, 2020. Dr Ray Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: In the original script, Gozer took on the form of Ivo Shandor (the ghost building's architect, who started the original Gozer cult), who resembled a pale, slender, unremarkable man in a business suit. No, no, I'm fine, I feel great! This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! Ghostbusters is an extremely quotable script, even if it doesnt contain each and every famous line from the final film. You can have it your way, Mr. Venkman. Got a date with a ghost! And you have no place in this department, or this university. Note that the information here is copied from Spook Central website. It seems the Goz' has been puttin' some moves on *my* would-be girlfriend. [to the female student] "Get her!" I was just exercising. [Ray looks at Peter, who nonchalantly nods yes], [Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]. TV SCREEN Okay. Dr. Raymond Stantz: We don't wanna lose her. Browse and download PDFs for all of our scripts as you read, write and practice your craft to become the next great screenwriter. Dr. Peter Venkman: Walter Peck: Winston Zeddemore: May I help you? Personally, I liked the university. Dr. Raymond Stantz Move 'em out. Dr Ray Stantz: Dr. Egon Spengler: What's Gozer? I think so, but I'm sure there are no animals in there. Thank you. Ghostbusters Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. I remember Revelations 6:12?And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client - the nice lady, WHO PAID US IN ADVANCE, before she became a dog Dr. Peter Venkman: [Egon pulls out a calculator and starts punching in numbers. I *don't* know. Okay; sticks? Dr. Raymond Stantz: Various New York people carry out unfriendly activites. CHILDREN'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Did you choose anything? Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world. I like to torture them. 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Uh, are you habitually using drugs? ,Dr. Egon Spengler Always the professional, Venkman realizes something is wrong and, instead of maybe taking advantage of the situation, he uses his parapsychology to try and help Dana. Dr. Peter Venkman: Janine is seen answering the telephone with a big fake smile on her face. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable. ,Dr. Egon Spengler Do you have any Excedrin or extra-strength Tylenol? But most definately wrong. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm a scientist. Each one has a role to play and fill, keeping the world of the Ghostbusters script unique and unforgettable. Listen, that reminds me, I'm having a big party for all my clients, my fourth anniversary as an accountant, you know, and even though you do your own tax return, which you shouldn't do, I'd like you to stop by, being that you're my neighbor and all. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate. I collect spores, molds, and fungus. Egon pinpointed a small community in northern New Jersey as the likely epicenter of major psychic activity, due to its central proximity to three nuclear power plants and a number of chemical waste storage areas. Dr. Peter Venkman: Louis: Well, what's he doing in my ice box? Mr. Stay Puft. Mayor: Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Egon Spengler: Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: I don't think he's human. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, no job is too big, no fee is too big! This is it! Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk! You You've earned it, [in front of the library ghost, their first ghost sighting], [Egon and Ray stare at each other in silence. Dr. Peter Venkman: All right. LET'S DO IT! Dr. Raymond Stantz: And for the ones that are there, you can laugh and enjoy them as they are. I guess they just don't make them like they used to. Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. Ghostbusters - Commercial / TV Advert CORE 4.74K subscribers Subscribe 1.7K 158K views 5 years ago This is the commercial for the Ghostbusters in the 1984 movie, "Ghostbusters" directed. Bye, Louis. After the First World War, Shandor decided that society was too sick to survive. [holding ghost trap like a rat by the tail] Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Egon Spengler charges his proton pack, Chambermaid enters Hallway/corridor from Hotel Room, Ray and Egon shout and blast her cart with proton beams, the Victorian Lady Ghost is floating in mid-air, reading a book, Dana is at home doing exercises as she watches the news on television, Ghostbusters fire away at Slimer; chandelier falls to the floor, the Ghostbusters arrive at the Sedgewick Hotel in Ecto-1, fully decked out in uniform and gear, a pretty lady goes by. Dr. Peter Venkman: You've seen it? Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Let's go. Well thank you, Louis, I'll really try to stop by. [Venkman looks at Spengler. Walter Peck: Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm gonna go for broke. Dr. Peter Venkman: Mother, Father and Kids wave goodbye to the Ghostbusters. Ernie Hudson said during a recent . Dr. Peter Venkman: Peter slaps the machine out of Egon's hand, Turns over the card and zaps the male student, to the male student, and holding up another card, Peter's hand slowly reaches for the zapping trigger, holding ghost trap like a rat by the tail, as he, Peter and Egon leave the hotel, Ray calls out to the witnesses, a giant marshmallow man crashes through the streets of New York, possessed by Vinz Clortho a.k.a. Dr. Peter Venkman: Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse of spook central. We're fine. You volunteered, didn't you? Meter and Raymond takes photos, dejected; motions the others to move behind a bookcase, they 'stealthily' emerge from behind the bookcase, the ghost transforms horrifically and snarls aggressively. Dr. Peter Venkman: I wanna know more about what you do here! Dr Ray Stantz: Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the [frightened] Dana Barrett: Dr. Raymond Stantz: I'm gonna miss him. Dr. Raymond Stantz: We can be on the verge of a four-fold cross rip. As filmed, the parts with the family were eliminated (though some of the dialog was repurposed for the Ghostbusters II commercial), just leaving Peter, Ray, and Egon to give their spiel in front of the firehouse. Thank you. You didn't used to look like this. Ghostbusters 1 & 2 4K UHD & Blu-Ray 5-Disc Set (2019), PlayStation 3 version of Ghostbusters: The Video Game. With a diet cola commercial, one creature turns into a beautiful woman while the other turns into a heavy-set man. Hey! The 'busters explain the situation and how it will bring about the end of the world. We're the Ghostbusters. Dr. Peter Venkman: That's gotta be some cockroach. Boy, it's getting crowded in there, and all my recent data points to something big on the horizon. After John Belushi's death in 1982, Aykroyd showed his half-completed script to another of his old SNL pals, Bill Murray, who liked the idea. Hotel Manager: What was it? That makes good financial sense, good advice Louis: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: [Egon is running tests on Louis who has been possessed by Vince Clortho a.k.a. I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. Listen, I'm usually very psychic, and I have a terrible feeling that something awful is going to happen to you. Where are we? This chick is TOAST! Dr Ray Stantz: Dr. Egon Spengler: I wanna talk to Dana. No, no, NO! Please! Thank you. I don't know where they get these guest conductors. Okay, so I'll see you later, huh? I'm gonna need to draw some petty cash. Two statues on Barretts apartment building come to life and take over the bodys of both Barrett and her nerdy neighbor, Louis Tully. [after Gozer disappears] Louis: Ray looks at Peter, who nonchalantly nods yes, Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream, Egon is running tests on Louis, who has been possessed by Vinz Clortho and is now the Keymaster, referring to her radical change in personality, long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray, they all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat, Peter looks at Ray, Persuading the mayor to let them stop a supernatural upheaval, Louis, as the possessed Keymaster Vinz Clortho, runs out of Central Park, scaring a married couple, Louis pants and sniffs, then notices a horse carriage; horse neighs, the possessed Louis growls at the coachman with his red-glowing eyes, clearing away tables in the dining room to make room for the ghost trap, He yanks a tablecloth off of a table, overturning and shattering everything except the centerpiece in the middle, Dana Barrett has just transformed into a demon, looking up and blinding Peter with his headlamp, walks up to a hapless guest, speaking confidentially, heads across the room, greeting other guests, Louis and the Tall Woman begin disco dancing. very good. Caption: "5 YEARS LATER". Dr. Peter Venkman: [tries to go back into his apartment but he's locked himself out]. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! And where do you put these ghosts, once you catch them? Bite your head off, man. See ya on the other side, Ray. Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no, NO! Dr Ray Stantz: You're always concerned about your reputation. Nice working with you, Dr. Venkman. Hotel Manager: [astounded] The Ghostbusters dig Dana Barrett and Louis Tully out of the charred Terror Dog remains. Thanks, Egon. Venkman, Stantz and Spengler are standing in front of the Ghostbusters' sign. Dr. Peter Venkman: Peter grabs Ray's ear, Egon pulls out a calculator and starts punching in numbers. How 'bout a little music? Dr. Egon Spengler: Oh, I'd really like to, Louis, but I have to go rehearsal now. Male Student: Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing I'll be in my office. WHAT "just popped in there?". Male Student: In the 1990s, Ghostbusters star Dan Aykroyd wrote a script for Ghostbusters 3: Hellbent, which would have seen the team transported to an alternate version of Manhattan calledwait for it . As a result, the final film has dialogue that isnt actually in the script, a lot of which does come from Murray. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Slow down. Dr. Egon Spengler: There was a space and there was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. [entering with Peck, Police Sergeant and Con Ed Man] Nimble little minx, in't she? Dr. Raymond Stantz [to the female student] Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm making a special exception in your case. Louis first appeared as a fellow refugee of the creature which was to become Peter Venkman's interdimensional love interest. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hey! I'm Walter Peck, from the Environmental Protection? Captain, these men are in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act! If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. I don't know. [triumphantly] You know, you don't act like a scientist. Pick up the phone and call the professionals Dr. Raymond Stantz Why do you want to see the storage facility? Dean Yeager: For the famous quotes that arent there, you can get an idea of where they later stemmed from. 131K views 2 years ago #Ghostbusters #BillMurray #SonyPictures You know who to call. Dr. Peter Venkman : Heat 'em up! Dr. Peter Venkman: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment. The Ghostbusters manage to save the day, Venkman rescues Barrett, and they end the movie as heroes (at least, that is, until the sequel). The three busters start up their business right around the same time as one Dana Barrett is experiencing paranormal activity in her apartment. [after the beautiful female student has guessed 5 out of 5 cards right while he has "none"; actually he has one] Dr. Raymond Stantz: While primarily known for playing Egon Spengler in Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II, Ramis had a strong career as a director, starting with Caddyshack (recognized as one of the best sports movies), and including National Lampoons Vacation, Groundhog Day, and Analyze This. I'm gonna throw up. Hotel Manager: Dr. Peter Venkman: I turned my TV up real loud too so everyone would think all our TVs had something wrong with them. Ray, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on. [possessed by Zuul] Forget MIT or Stanford now. The wind HOWLS and the vane swivels with an EERIE SQUEAK. The architect's name was Ivo Shandor. [as Dana puts strings on her cello, Ray is being interviewed by Joe Frankin on television]. Back off man, I'm a scientist. [Venkman arrives at 55 Central Park West, a few minutes after Louis was chased out by the demon Vinz Clortho]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: If you want to continue reading screenplays, we have similar titles like Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, and Inglourious Basterds in our screenplay database. Oh, I got to get some sleep, I'm dying. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white. How you doing? Do you have any hobbies? Then our prisoners will be released. Well, that's all we get day in, day out around this place. Dr. Raymond Stantz: LET'S DO IT! It was even chosen by the Library of Congress to be preserved in the National Film Registry in 2006. He got his big start on Saturday Night Live, which included the creation of the Blues Brothers with John Belushi. Dr. Peter Venkman: Because you did not use the magic word. Dan Aykroyd wrote the initial draft with his imagination totally uninhibited, emphasizing more strongly the science-fiction elements of the story and making the supernatural characters more prevalent. A librarian at the New York Public Library is spooked by an actual apparition, prompting the three to seek it out. Dr. Raymond Stantz: I'm not paying that ticket! Shut it off! I'm excited to be a part of it! I don't believe this. Ramsey was the original name of the character in early drafts of the first movie. [after Ray orders her to re-locate] How 'bout a little music? Male Student: Don't worry. Exactly what are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkman? You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman! Roger Grimsby: Zia Comics Ghostbusters commercial 271 views Jan 7, 2022 15 Dislike Share Save Zia Comics 2.53K subscribers Big thanks to the Texas Regional Response Team branch of the Ghostbusters for this. It "is" a star,. This is the sign! And he wasn't alone. I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. The busters decide its time to destroy Gozer more directly by attacking the interdimensional portal on the apartment roof. Let me guess: Gozer worshipers. What is the magic word, Mr. Venkman? Janine Melnitz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Janine, sorry about the bug-eyes thing. [to the male student, and holding up another card] Ghostbusters Wiki:Ghostbusters Timeline (Movie Canon) It's looking at me. Ho! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Below are some framegrabs taken from the outtake reel found on the 2019 Ghostbusters 1 & 2 4K/Blu-ray set. [dejected; motions the others to move behind a bookcase] Don't patronize me, I'm not grotesquely stupid, like the people you've bilked! Dr. Egon Spengler charges his proton pack], [Chambermaid enters Hallway/corridor from Hotel Room], Dr. Raymond Stantz: [Entering elevator] [Turns on radio] Myth? While funny, it also gives us an example as to how uniquely written these characters are. Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? This successful case turns into many, as the ghostbusters take over New York City as high profile exterminators, from interviews to news articles wondering about ghosts civil rights. [angrily] Thats not only an inciting incident but something the audience can relate to. Dr. Peter Venkman: Walter Peck: That's 5 for 5, you can't see these can you? He was also a doctor. The entire roof cap is made out of a magnesium-tungsten alloy Winston Zeddemore: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Winston Zeddemore: We should stay here, tonight. [interrupting] Dr. Peter Venkman: That's great! I guess we'll just have to move. Ready? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! The mayor wants to see you guys. I've quit better jobs than this. Still making headlines all across the country, the Ghostbusters are at it again. ", Winston Zeddemore: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Shut it off. The upcoming film will be a follow-up to 2021's Ghostbusters: Afterlife, which saw the returns of original stars Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Hudson, Annie Potts, and Sigourney Weaver, while also introducing Carrie Coon, Finn Wolfhard, and Mckenna Grace to the franchise. 'Scuse me Egon? #Commercial #BillMurray #DanAykroyd #HaroldRamis #IvanReitman #SonyPictures #Sony I'm studying the effect on negative reinforcement on ESP ability. NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY -- DAY The sun shines brightly on the classic facade of the main library at Fifth Avenue and 42nd Street. Back off, man. The middle name was revealed in Volume 2 Issue #13, page 9, but the wedding priest. Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! When a speeding express train passes by, the spirits hitch a collective ride uptown -- taking over the cars en masse and sending everyone from motormen to muggers fleeing before them. Well, there's something you don't see every day. Mr. Smith, quickly. I'm Peter Venkman. Will you please leave? Police Sergeant: Chambermaid: [to the library ghost, as Spengler analyzes her with the P.K.E. [handing the manager a check] Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, that's okay we can just put it right back in there. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Something terrible is about to enter our world, and this building is obviously the door. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Egon Spengler: Were here to help. Accepted as canon because this does not contradict any established continuity. Dr. Peter Venkman: Hotel Manager: Because, I respect you. Janine Melnitz: You! She tries to take off her blouse after she observed women removing their wraps. Gozer the Gozerian good evening. Hey, anybody seen a ghost? Yeah, we can do more damage that way. Dr. Peter Venkman: [interrupting] Ramis passed away in 2014, after years of complications from autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis. Dr. Peter Venkman: Winston Zeddemore: "Particularly after years of me saying I didn't want to make a 'Ghostbusters' movie," he said. METER MAID just . Walter Peck: [ the Ghostbusters draw their handsets ] Dr. Raymond Stantz , Dr. Egon Spengler , Winston Zeddemore : HOLDIN'! Louis: Write and collaborate on your scripts FREE. The film even ends with Ira, Harry, and Wayne in a faux Head and Shoulders commercial reminiscent of the iconic "We're Ready to Believe You!" ad from the original Ghostbusters. Cute little pooch. [Janine opens the front door and sees a policeman]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: A full torso apparition, and it's real. This is the Ghostbusters' commercial that appears in the film, as written in the script. Dr. Raymond Stantz: [Coming in] We can take it. Their MOTHER and FATHER, rush in to find the children cowering against the wall. Full Television Commercial | GHOSTBUSTERS - YouTube The script is pretty straightforward, as Venkman announces hes been slimed and Egon announces Slimer is now in the ballroom. [clearing away tables in the dining room to make room for the ghost trap]. [spins around to face another of the inmates, and starts singing] I'm afraid you're gonna die. Dr Ray Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: The dead rising from the grave! Above all, the primary trio (latter quartet) are relatable everymen. And now it looks like it may actually happen. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Now, stay close. [coming up to Louis during party] Alcohol? I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Walter Peck: Dr. Peter Venkman: Librarian Alice: Winston Zeddemore: They all stare appreciatively. Peter slaps the machine out of Egon's hand]. [to an invisible audience] This place is great! Ernie Hudson: Ghostbusters Studio Racism Felt Deliberate - Variety Winston Zeddemore: [surrounded by excited reporters during the montate sequence, which shows the Ghostbusters as a sudden popular culture craze] Why don't you have some of the brie, it's at room temperature! Dana Barrett: Dr. Raymond Stantz: I think he can hear you, Ray. Egon, what do you think? Aaaaaahhh! Chew your food. Anything. Concentrate. You don't know what it's like out there! I'm not sure Walter Peck: Dr. Peter Venkman: Murrays deadpan and defeated delivery is contrasted by Aykroyds visible excitement for actual physical contact! Even Spengler (who tells them Slimer is in the ballroom) gets a comedic moment when he stoically asks for a sample. Dr. Peter Venkman: [after capturing Slimer] This is the Ghostbusters' commercial that partially appears in the film, as written in the script. Grab it Fast ghostbusters commercial script - teesstar.com [Annoyed] The trio run away screaming, half in shock, half in amazement]. New Ghostbusters TV Commercial Outtakes Go Behind-the-Scenes - MovieWeb Dana? Some of the other fun quotes from the script include: Ive worked in the private sector. And don't stare at me, you got the bug-eyes. Dr. Peter Venkman: You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client - the nice lady, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog Dr. Egon Spengler: Walter Peck: Dr. Peter Venkman: I think that's a smart move, Mike. Dr. Egon Spengler: Cha c sn phm trong gi hng. Yeah, what have you got? Got him! Dr. Raymond Stantz: Male Student: We'll enjoy it! [dryly] This job is definitely *not* worth eleven-five a year! All right. [to a cellmate looking over his shoulder blueprints] You're never going to regret this, Ray. [ they arm their packs ] Dr. Raymond Stantz , Dr. Egon Spengler , Winston Zeddemore : SMOKIN'! You said crossing the streams was bad! Yeah, I know that Louis: Needs some suspension work and shocks. Mayor: [all get up to get ready] I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Dr. Peter Venkman: Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) - Trivia - IMDb Before its cinematic release in 1984, the original script for Ghostbusters was written to be very different from the story that audiences are familiar with. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Let's say this Twinkie represents all of the Psychokinetic Energy in the New York area. Let me tell you something about myself. That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. The whole building is a huge, superconductive antenna that was designed and built expressly for the purpose of pulling in and concentrating spiritual turbulence. He cant stop talking about aspect ratios. Dr. Peter Venkman: The Original Ghostbusters Script Was (Literally) Out Of This World