(walks to the living room)Zuri,you'd better be done,because I've been dealing with missing eyebrows,future babies,and masks held hostage,so I don't need leaf problems on top of that. 'Cause I got some leaves to collect! Emma:I did exactly what you suggested and made pro and con lists for my two potential dates. I promised Christina you'd be on time for school,but every morning,it's the same stupid battle! Brushing her hair . You're a survivor. (Turns and yells) Luke! (Jessie and Tony kneel down at the same time). I'm not gonna rick my moneymaker! Zuri,Jessie,Mrs.Harris,Taylor and Sgt.Harris:Yeah!(chuckle). So please don't tell the "Loneliest Snowman" story. Jessie: Then I can't relate. ), (Scene changes to in the lobby with the Ross children, Jessie, and Tony.). Ravi: I cannot believe that you excluded Mr. Kipling from our family dinner. Coach Penny:Hey! Taylor:Oh,she'll sleep through anything. No,thank you. Isn't this nice? Zuri:Yep. Emma:Look! Taylor:Yeah,I don't really know this song. Neo Fighters: Marah Origins P1/Transcript | Legends of the Multi Contestants have just 24 hours to write,shoot,and star in a film! I can't believe I had to do my homework all by myself! I have a clipboard and everything. Jessie:Cut! It's not working! Michelle:Although,if you used half as much sugar,and replaced the eggs with applesauce,then this cake would be even better. What're the parents going to say?! Bertram:And that wasn't even the worst morning this week. (Jessie unplugs Ravi's headphones.) Bertram:Oh,so basically what I always do. (Throws the keys for the helicopter to Jessie. Which I find to be kinda counter-intuitive. Emma:So,if Michael and I got married someday,this would be our child: (kid that looks like a troll with glasses shows), Jessie:Ew. (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). (Dancewalks backwards before going up stairs), Jessie: He's delusional- Ha, look who I'm talking to, a girl who thinks mermaids are real (Zuri begins crying at this comment) N-n-n-n-n-no! You,Luke, or this Donny Brook guy! Which by the way, smells worse than the inside of this costume. Isgho Votre ducation notre priorit . Ravi:She is a penthouse lizard now. Michael said I was taking too long,so he asked out Maybelle! Ravi:You will not find a more committed mascot than me. OK,all right,elevator,people! Taylor:You got me a play date with Michelle Obama? Don't you have other things to do? Luke: Oh well, ours will be a forbidden love Jessie: Starting now. Disney Scripts Collection: Television and Screenplays Download Jessie:I'm making a movie about our relationship,and these guys are auditioning to play you. Jessie:Prince Toby,I don't care of that evil mystic did turn you into a lizard. (main cast dressed as Indians dancing to Indian music), (dance ends when the cast put their hands up and look up). Your kids chase them away because they wanna get your attention! (stops hugging) And I love you more than O-positive. Zuri: I cannot tell a lieyour performance stunk! Luke:Why does Ravi get to do it? JESSIE- (cuts Zuri off) Us texans happen to be very friendly! She takes a job as a nanny for a family of four who live in the world's most expensive penthouse on the Upper-West Side. We decided to change the site's name to AnimationScreencaps in 2018 to better reflect that we do cap many non-Disney movies too. Christmas Story 9. And I don't have the time to sit and audition tons of young,good looking guys! Zuri:No,but I have an idea on how to spice this up! Luke:You realize those stingers aren't real,right? Emma: Why did you guys change your mind about coming? Emma:They want to make you their flyer. (With Ravi) Yes! (hugs Jessie and howls). Jessie: Are they both horrible jerks with dead end jobs,who make you pick up the check because they left their wallet in their girlfriend's car? Jessie:Well,that's just rude! Taylor:(stands up)And his belt buckle is the snooze button? I want her to be our new nanny. Flying to India is way out of my budget. Jessie:So,what did you guys think of my script? Luke:You know how when I have a math test,and you say I can ace it,but we both know you're lying? Jessie:(looks at Luke)Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Jessie:Her Grandma told me. I just miss my mom so much that I haven't been in much of a party mood. 825 Topics 825 Posts Last post 05x24 - Jailbreak. Emma:Wait,you still need make-up! Morgan: You know how it is, sweetie, if I fall behind, the studio will fire me. I am on you like stripes on a tiger! Our teachers do not like to be kept waiting! Jessie:Hey,casting is a very important part of the filmmaking process. (ZURI closes the door and drags JESSIE to the next house with RAVI) ZURI- Jessie, you need to calm down!!! Bertram: Or as I call them, the Nannykillers. The door closes behind her.). Girl Meets Jessie Transcript. At school,everyone judges you by how you look! (stands up)Luke,perhaps you will take comfort that some small part of you will finally receive an A! Run around,flail your arms,and try not to fall down. Emma:Ten bucks says the battery in the camera dies before we get this. Help! Jessie:So did I. Would anyone like to share about their day? (wipes face). Do it! The crossover starts off at Walden Academy where Emma Ross is in her history class. That's what love is like! Tony:Aw,man! Zuri:You mean that cowpoke? Ravi! (To Emma)Nice outfit,by the way,Emma,I'm glad one person is ready to walk out the door! Double digits! Like a caveman? Contents 1 Toy Story 2 2 Toy Story 3 3 Buzz Lightyear of Star Command 3.1 Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins 4 Toy Story Toons 4.1 Hawaiian Vacation 4.2 Small Fry Jessie:Y-You mean my speech to Luke worked on you? Zuri: It was perfect! I'm used to it. Jessie:Are you kidding? Emma:Remember,you enthusiastic applause will determine the winner. (walks away). She only eats rats that are slow-roasted in an heirloom tomato reduction. Whoopsie! You may have the moves,but I have the power of words! Help! thumb|250px|link=File:New_york_new_nanny_-_jessie_and_bertram.jpg. And evil! This page is the category for Transcripts. It's not romantic to say that my eyes remind you of a monkey's butt. Ravi:Perhaps dressing up like a giant wasp and cheering for our sports team will be my ticket to popularity. You are old enough to get up,pick out your clothes,do your homework and not rip off your brother's eyebrows without me having to yell at you! Take the A-Train. Luke:What's to know? (throws things)You can mix it in your mouth on the way down. The whole Ross family and Jessie are there.). Luke:(notices cheerleaders)Whoa! What kind of werewolf are you? Jessie:Thank you so much for rescuing me from Dr.Dastardly's volcano lair. But with better furniture. Wild West! (introduces Emma). Bertram: I have no idea, but I say 'well done!'. One Day Wonders 6. Jessie Again!/Trailer transcripts K Kermit's 50th Anniversary (2005 Trailer) L Lady and the Tramp (1998 VHS Trailers) Lady and the Tramp (2006 50th Anniversary Edition DVD Trailers) Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure (Trailers) Lilo & Stitch (Soundtrack Promo) M Mickey and the roadster racers 2 the power of two/Trailer transcripts Jessie: They ran away! Jessie: Morgan! Jessie:OK,don't worry,I'm sure Ravi can get the plaster off.And those bugs were good,free-range protein. Truth or Dare/Script | Jessie Fanon Wiki | Fandom (about to fall down), (All help Jessie get up and say "Whoa!" (They leave the kitchen. Zuri:I also collected some caterpillars for next week's project! Ravi:Oh,joy! (walks up the stairs)If you need me,I'll be upstairs,trying not to hurt your sister. It stands for "Pointless Exercise". Jessie:Girls! Jessie:(looks at seat)Maybe I should have thought this through! blockbuster store still open near haarlem. (Ravi hits Luke so the head comes off,but Luke's head isn't inside). Luke:Oh,no! Luke:The mascot gets to hang out with the cheerleaders? They're sending up the food I ordered! (Zuri and Emma help Jessie from injuries). Luke:He's not getting his face back until I get the rest of mine! Now can I go upstairs and finish my science project? Get more losers out here! Luke: I'm out too- this date was a total waste of clean underwear! I placed the order like 30 times! It aired on September 7, 2012 . And not asking me to do their homework! Jessie:Oh,well,someone was bound to do it. I'm not going to yell! This is like the Astrodome! Jessie:Not so easy with a 40-pound shell on your back,pal! Or any other studio! She loves juicing stuff. speed set mortar working time of thinset; best choice products jeep parts; zulu social aid and pleasure club posters Toy Story (1995)/Transcript | Eric Thompson Wiki | Fandom Austin: Not at all. Jessie:Sweetie,you got a little rat blood. It's the only thing I've done today without messing it up. Jessie:(scared)Actually,it's what you don't have on your face! Besides,I don't have anything to wear! (He starts to turn, Emma pushes Luke onto Jessie, and Zuri stands), (Emma crawls over Jessie to get to Luke, Ravi does the same. It's adorable. Michelle:(chuckles)Well,there was the time I was giving her family a tour in the White House and Zuri sneaked into the Oval Office(points to Zuri),to ask the President to institute bedtime reform. Ravi. Keep your tentacles to yourself, Galactopus! Do you kids fight like this in front of your parents? Jessie:Aw(hugs Taylor)good for you. I am sick and tired of this! The series was created and executive produced by Pamela Eells O'Connell and stars Debby Ryan as Jessie Prescott, a small town Texas girl who moves to New York City and becomes a nanny to a high profile couple's four children played by Peyton List, Cameron Boyce, Karan Brar, and Skai Jackson. Jessie:Everyone! (While walking over to Ravi's door, and knocking. (Runs upstairs). (The heroes rush forward. I just have to hit Send within 5 seconds. I was chased for 20 blocks by hungry dogs and angry vegans! . Emma:All right, Walden! The kid playing Martha was as wooden as my teeth! Emma:(runs while pulling Zuri)I'm sorry,but it took me forever to get her to wear this. Jessie: Oh, yeah? I wanna make people feel the same way. Thank you for including me in your glamorous world of show business. Zuri:Really? gemini and scorpio parents gabi wilson net worth 2021. disney jessie transcripts. He then looks around, with the sound of Darth . (Winks at Jessie. (claps hands)OK,let's do this! Jessie:OK,(grunting to get up)let's try 'er again. Ravi:Princess,I am so touched by your love,I shall undo the spell I cast upon him. Kick,kick,sting. Morgan: Even if I never work for that studio again. Jessie is a Disney Channel original situation comedy, which debuted on September 30, 2011 and ended on October 16, 2015 after four seasons. Did I make it on time? Ally: I can't believe a billion people are going to be watching you! You should've started this a week ago. Jessie:Or we could just find another modelwho can't eat us.(nods). Are you writing this down? Jessie:Oh,Toby,I love it when you howl with passion. I really needed a nanny-win today! Jessie:Oh,my gosh! Jessie: Kids,hurry up! Tony:So,when do we start filming the sequel? I am yours,oh,beautiful ones! Look, (referring to Emma's solar system project) It's like these planets! Coach Penny:(scoffs) Why does everything at this school always have to be about the students? (tires screeching,about to fall off a cliff). (Mr. Kipling leaves the kitchen.) Ravi: I must leave too. I'm gonna be super-sciency! Aw,(hugs Emma)that is so great! I can't even get one guy to call me back! Jessie:Yeah,I'm not sure what you said,but if it means you shouldn't dance,I agree. Christina: Nanny Kay quit? (laughs), Jessie: OK, so I thought I was auditioning for a local TV commercial. Bertram:Did you actually just compliment my cleaning skills? Only Luke is there), Luke: (knocking on Jessie's door)Hey, babe! Luke speaks to Jessie with his hand on her back)and maybe after dinner we could (Scene changes to in the kitchen of the Ross apartment. We only have 29 minutes! (to Jessie) The first step is admitting you have a problem. How did you wake up on the base every morning? Emma:She bites harder than Mrs.Kipling! (Elevator door opens, showing Morgan and Christina kissing). Luke:All right,all right,all right,cheer-ladies. Zuri:And when he eats that,he'll make you another one! Is this real enough for you? Jessie, I think we both know that's not true. From the White House to Our House/Transcript - Jessie Wiki Disney | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom I see what you mean about that spit spray. Jessie: Aww, thank you sweetie, but I didnt come all the way from Fort Hood, in Texas, just to be a babysitter. When you fall to the ground,I say:"Aw,man,are you OK?". (Trips and drops Emma's project, gasps. Jessie:Bertram,we need you to plan a party menu for Taylor's 1st birthday in New York. That force is gravy. Jessie:I just always liked that name. (throws rope,crashes) Sorry,Zeus! They miss you. I should have seen that coming. Tony: Flyin in their dad's helicopter. Aladdin (2019)/Transcript. Here you can find all of the pages involving this category! final coming up. Jessie:Then when we mentioned her birthday,Taylor burst into tears,and ran off. Emma:Mount Fabulous? I'm making it! Why isn't it coming off? Ravi:That Luke should be checked for a deviated septum? Luke:You destroyed my face! Luke: So Ravi what's your favorite type of ice cream? My banners are on back-order,the face paint I got runs,and even though I banned the debate team from the pep rally,they still argued their way in. Emma:Well,(turns page)he's a little self-absorbed,not the best listener,and he's always running late. Jessie:Yeah,OK. (Sighs) Zuri. (Jessie looks at the screen and sees the Ross children climb into the helicopter) Oh, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad! Ravi:P.E. Luke blocks her.). (Everyone cheers, and Emma jumps up and down). And more cardboard-y. Subforums: Jane The Virgin, Jessie, Justified. Ravi:Impossible. Used Karma 4. Pillow fighting resumes on the floor next to the couch.). Emma: Doesn't matter. Oh,and don't worry,there are enough freckles to go around! Tony:(as werewolf/Toby)I don't care that our two kinds are forbidden to love,we belong together! What am I gonna do? Ravi:I will take it! (chuckles), (story starts in a car when Luke is driving). Pretzels with hot mustard,turkey schnitzel,and sauerkraut balls. Jessie:Let's not re-hash the past. Zuri: Bye, nanny! When threatened,I'd roll over and play dead like the football team. Jessie: (to Zuri)well, if Milly can flop down stairs, she is welcome to eat with us. She blocks the exit she came out of), Ravi: Yes! I found an app that takes pictures of two people and created a rendering of what their future kids might look like! Ravi:Oh,sorry. Zuri: Look, Bertram! Menu. Pull harder! I think the students should pick! Jessie:(turns back to Emma)Hmm? Emma:Or feel free to sit there slack-jawed. These would cost him 200 bucks downtown! I want a producer credit for that! Zuri: OK,I'm ready for school! Jessie:How are we going to get away from those evil spies who want to blow up the world,even though it means their death as well? Ravi:Oh,yo-yo! Jessie:Wait a minute. Zuri: But I'm not allowed to have a pony?! Taylor:I missed you,too. I don't care what those judges said last year, I loved your glitter volcano! (Emma hits him with a pillow) To heck with the non-violence! That would be cheating. Bakugan. (crosses her legs). Now kiss me,you greasy haired mook! Join Backstage to access jobs you can apply to right now! She later becomes Buzz Lightyear 's girlfriend. Ravi:No,please! (A fake tentacle grabs Jessie, and lifts her up. How does your grandmother sleep through that? Jessie:You know,Ravi,I could coach you in the fine art of mascot-ary. I'll be lucky to get to school before 7th period. (yawns and stretches). Michelle:Oh,it was my pleasure. Ravi:Oh,heavens,he is headless! (applause-o-meter between getting warm/hot), (Ravi takes off the head costume and takes out the stinger). Jessie: Oh, thank you sweetie(Laughs awkwardly) thats just my slingshot! Zuri: Last time I pick a nanny up out of the gutter! (stands up) Hey,did I ever tell you kids about the time I did a triple somersault at the big homecoming game? Did I miss the mascot tryouts? (Grabs Jessies hand and Jessie grabs her purse.). Jessie:And Luke's going to school in his pajamas. Ravi:It appears verbal dexterity may be my only chance to win this brotherly mascot donnybrook. "Alright class, your assignment over the week is to write to a pen pal to someone from another town. (Luke puts his head back to the top of the costume). Emma:We just got text reminders! Can't even afford to download one of his movies. Emma: I guess that's a no. Emma:(carries bag)Uh,Jessie,we have a small issue. Action! She also knitted me this Jessie:I was going to say snorkel warmer,but either way she needs a new hobby. Jessie (Series) - TV Tropes Zuri:Please just hear me out! (about to kiss Tony hard), Tony:I'm sorry,Jessie,you'll just have to finish your movie without me. Jessie:Wow. What did she do? Jessie:Wait a second. Ravi:So I am Tavi,and Luke is Duke,how do you get Chantal from Jessie? You have a little human in your hangs. You'll be late for school! It's funny sped up,too! Jessie:(serves plate)OK,kids,chew as quickly as you can,without biting your tongues off. (walks away). I've still have my lederhosen! The children are laughing.). Luke:Then you're going to hate the sequel! Jessie: Go on up there and kick some asteroid! Emma:(gasps,giggles) Whoa! (JESSIE knocks on te next door and LADY 2 opens it) ZURI- Mrs. Wiener? Zuri;Oh,no! Jessie:Don't bother. Now,can we talk about Area 51? (Screams, Jessie slides down a tube and slams into a basket. (The kids scream with joy) Oh, maybe we better go let that Ewok out of the toy chestlet's go! I know it's awkward,but this movie is really important to me! Austin: Well, now I'm a little nervous. Jessie:OK,you can be in it if you can tell me just one of your lines. Jessie:Great. You just gotta be the bee. I caught it right before it erupted! Bertram:I guess I really did submit that order 30 times! Zuri:It is. Michelle:In the meantime,let's get this party started! Just keep 'em. You can actually see the exact moment my soul gets crushed. Jessie: Emma, listen- I know your parents can't be here physically, but that doesn't mean they're not with you! Jessie:Yeah,yeah,yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen! (shows mask), (Luke looks at the mirror,creepy music plays), Luke:(screams loudly)(realizes that he has no eyebrows)(runs to the balcony to drop his mask). With Debby Ryan, Peyton List, Cameron Boyce, Karan Brar. Mrs.Harris:Oh,well,Taylor just misses her mother more than usual lately,what with her tenth birthday coming up. He's definitely not going to be on a baby-food jar! Jessie: Wait, dont you wanna ask me anymore questions? Considering they don't eat meat, those lentil lovers have a surprising amount of stamina! Jessie:(looks at dress) Oh,man! Jessie: (To Emma) Hey! disney jessie transcripts - ashleylaurenfoley.com Jessie: Please tell me those kids are in the wrong apartment! Luke:That's it! Luke: But I instructed Bertram to make us boeuf bourguignon!with extra boeuf! (blows whistle) No coaching! Jessie: (takes the flowers and puts them in a vase)we don't have a date. Zuri:I peeled half a potato and 6 fingers. (Jessie looks to a poker-faced Mr. But,someday you'll realize that what's outside isn't so important,it's what's on the inside that matters. Ravi: I hope Jessie's audition went well. Emma:Actually,I'm going to say yes to Michael. Tony:I cannot believe we're trapped in this huge teacup! Michelle:Oh yeah,I did.And there is no treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence. Man: Alright, extras come over here and act dead! Jessie:I can't imagine why! You're not nearly as bad a cook as Zuri said.(nods). They all scream something along the lines of 'ow') Sorry kidscould of been worse, that tuna could've been canned! And quit taking her helicopter to yoga class. disney jessie transcripts I want to try out to be the Walden Mascot! Jessie is an American comedy television series created by Pamela Eells O'Connell that aired on Disney Channel from September 30, 2011 to October 16, 2015. June 30, 2022 . Please only add pages that pertain to this category. (sighs) I need to get up there fast, so I can talk to them! OK! ), Emma: This is a model of our solar system. Emma:They're here to see who wins the mascot job,since they'll be spending so much time with him. Emma:And Ravi,the cheerleaders thought your rap was so good,they want to make you the first ever male cheerleader in Walden history! I don't even want a birthday! N-n-n-no, no, no this is the part where you- you thank me for being honest with you and caring more about your kids than about my job, resulting in warm hugs all around Man: That only happens in the movies. You worked really hard on this, you should be proud of yourself! Love you! Tony:Who would have suspected a $15 tux was dry clean only. Taylor:(embarrassed) No,it doesn't. The boy who thinks "school spirit" is the ghost of an old janitor? Ravi:Pretty girls are talking to me! Jessie:My problem is that I'm going to be unemployed if you guys don't stop goofing around. And not only did I waste all of your time,but I may have ruined my friendship with Tony. She sucks on him for a beat then proceeds to pound the toy repeatedly against the rail of her crib, forcing some of his parts loose. Hey, thatincludes Milly the Mermaid. Luke:He took the words right out of my mouth! 06/07/22 - Southeastern names 3,797 to spring 2022 honors list . Jessie:I'm so happy my misery brings you joy. That is, except for Preston, and Emma! disney jessie transcripts. While she's gone,my grandma's watching me. (He starts to turn, Emma pushes Luke onto Jessie, and Zuri stands) Jessie: (grunts) -Okay, okay!- Although,that mustard brings out your eyes! Tony: Nah, I never really pay attention to who comes in and out of here. Every day,it's the same thing with her! Jessie:Yes. (Scene changes back to penthouse in the TV room). Michelle:Well,you must be Taylor's grandma. 11. Jessie:OK,even if I wanted to do that,which I don't,where would I find a werewolf costume on such short notice? Luke makes her uncomfortable. Ravi,is the water effect ready? He is playing a videogame. Jessie:OK people,we only have 10 hours to finish this film. Jessie: No,no,no,no. Jessie:No,I meant I know how I'm going to finish my movie! I just don't feel comfortable kissing you, now that we're broken up. Jessie:There is no way I'm doing a movie where women wear skimpy clothes and are objectified. Ravi:I needed a model for my project,and you happened to be both nearby and unconscious. (shows a box decorated with water pictures with a water faucet on the top). Get it? (He grabs on to Emma, Emma screams. Enter your email address to subscribe and receive notifications of new posts by email. Luke:He is real! (Ross children plus Jessie shout with delight), (Zuri pulls Jessie to the couch, and stands on top of it.). (Luke,Emma,Ravi and Zuri jump happily and laugh), Bertram:Hey! Jessie:Not so easy with a 40-pound shell on your back,pal! It's "Love". the levels are totes lame,mostly lame,getting warm,hot,and blazing. (pulls mask,grunts)(stops pulling)Uh-oh! Any questions?" Jessie: You turned in a photo of a pimple on Bertram's back! dialogue coach (39 episodes, 2014-2015) Peter Szilagyi . (Ravi starts filming while Luke holds the microphone), (Jessie runs while holding luggage and falls). Or it could just be from eating 10 helping of pasta fazool. (pulls Luke) Why is it always so difficult to get you guys out the door on time? (Who Shot Roger Rabbit?) The winner is Luke! He'll do anything! (Jessie sips her drink) Do you know where I can find a great job? I found a new nanny in the street! Until then, I like my grilled cheese cut in triangles, and my tutu starched! Bertram,that gives me a great idea! The Talented Mr. Kipling 3. Omg @Tomandfrenchy Replied to Me, That'S a First When an Unknown Can I date the new nanny?! Luke: Well, I like my friends real, especially my lady friends (Smiling at Jessie, Jessie pushes him away). Christina: And tomorow is the only day that Angelina can meet with me to discuss endorsing my new clothing line. Emma:Don't worry,I got this. Sunny,fetch mommy a pen. (walks to the elevator), Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year. Jessie:Okay, I made everyone cookiesand where did everyone go? Bertram: I was going to sign it too but the penis so far away (Scene changes to in the lobby of the Fairfield. Luke: No problem! Ravi: (while playing the videogame)that is very kindbut Mr. Kipling is still a seething cauldron of anger. Kipling.). Bertram:It's not the movie,I just wasted 20 bucks on an "At Least You Tried" card! Aladdin and The King of Thieves (1996) Hercules (1997) Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997) The Spirit of Mickey (1998) Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World (1998) Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998) Mulan (1998) Coach Penny:Somebody get me a giant fly swatter.